The entire warehouse of Elf cookies has been devoured and sadly even some of the Elves are missing
Santa is now charged for two seats on sleigh flights
Under intense strain, each reindeer's nose turns red
Impossible to talk to Santa without having a blizzard of red and green cookie crumbs spew at you
Workman's compensation claims for reindeer back injuries are through the roof ( not to mention the sleigh itself being through the roof)
The conveyor belt carrying the Elves cookies has been rerouted to Santa's mouth
Chimneys are no longer an option; just hurls presents during flyby
Santa sits on sleigh; sleigh collapses
Under tremendous pressure, Santa's belt buckle launches off and demolishes the toy factory
At security checkpoints it takes a dozen men hours to pat him down
Santa's press release alleges that intense meteor showers were to blame for widespread roof damage
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