In accident situations your airbags must be blown up manually
No matter where you try to set your destination, your g.p.s. recalculates to the nearest junkyard
When you drive up the street you hear an orchestra of smoke detectors going off
Word of this continuous, unapproachable, black cloud has reached the domain of the octopus and they are envious
Your bumper hangs so low that the township hires you for snow removal
"Nutty Uncle Bob" sank so deep into your rear cushions that you had to file a missing persons report
You are unable to tell the difference between normal engine noises and a fireworks grand finale
Your mechanic examines your car and then requests to be a beneficiary in your will
Plumes of smoke from your tailpipe showed up on NASA’s Terra satellite and they initiated a Super Volcano evacuation
" 0 to 60 in 8 seconds" has been replaced with "Why won't this blasted thing start again!"
You park in a high crime area. You leave your car unlocked and running and there's a penny on your dashboard. You come back hours later and the only thing stolen is the penny.