Requested that her I.Q. test be reformatted so this time she can smell the questions and then eat them
Plays pin the tail on the donkey but keeps putting the tail on herself and then runs in circles for hours trying to catch it.
She sees a fire hydrant but just can't grasp it's importance
At the Veterinarian office she gets extremely happy when she hears you say "spade". All she can think about is how many pretzels she got last time you played cards.
Can only count up to twenty. But that's only once those silly little paw booties come off.
When asked to solve difficult math questions like " How old are you in human years?" she has a nervous breakdown
Countless bruises on nose from confrontations with the evil dog guarding the other side of the mirror
Dogs with blank stares have to tell her what "spade" really means
She is frustrated and insists that the I.Q. test needs more questions like " If it looks like a bone, smells like a bone and tastes like a bone then what is it?
Actually believes that flea and tick baths gives you fleas and ticks
Continues to post on facebook the current location of where she is digging holes in the neighborhood even though she just accepted a friend request from the dog catcher
Even after repeatedly watching that " Barking phonics" video she still pronounces "woof" as "oops"
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